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OMG! Why do People always take things out on me.
It does my head in, davidds having problems at home and he takes it out on me. Mum says we are spending too much time together and that is why we are arguing, mum should know she went through with my dad. I know Davidds having a bad time at home and im glad he tells me these things but it goes to far when he takes it out on me.
Talking to martyn on facebook, telling me he was missing everyone. Aww hes so cute, before he went to the army, you would never know we was couisn, he never even spoke to us, if he ever spoke to us he would call us all names. Now hes taking an interest in our lifes and wants to look out for us.
Even Danny is being different, he was also telling us that he was missing not seeing us much anymore, i think theres something going round.
Me, Helen, Cassy and Davidd are off to benidorm in july can't wait, coming back with a tan. Will miss mi mum and dad but come on theres gunna be sun. Pissed everynight, all og us pulling boys Except davidd. (helen ;) )

The Power Of Vaseline

Well right now at the computer it's me and Helen and we're a little worse for wear due to the amount of vodka and pepsi we've knocked back but at least when we're drunk we get on better than when sober (and we get on great when sober so there's no real difference, lol) and I just thought I'd write a blog.

This morning I went to watch Davidd play football and that was good. You know, it's the most simple show of affection imaginable. I mean, Just Some Girl talks about her boyfriend leaving her a rose but knowing that the person you love is stood standing on the sidelines when you're playing a game makes you smile even more. I mean, I'm always happy to know that Helen and Davidd are stood on the sidelines (or sat in the car) watching me (or pretending to watch as the case is half the time).

We've been drinking all night and have just showed mum and dad this years latest jam - basically jumping and moshing like complete eejits - and dad says we're embarrassing drunks but we just don't care!

And we're taking mum round town which will be a hooooot!

And now Helen has just put enough vaseline on her lips to take care of a whole crowd of people - hers as aloe vera in it because she needs to think of the sensitivity because of her allergies- and she keeps licking it off (which is gross!)

Also Helen is determined that we should go for the X Factor. I bet when she sobers up she'll regret that. She can kind of sing (a black singer is trapped inside of her) but she's not amazing (I love you!) and I think she knows that. So, let's see where this X Factor thing leads to, huh?

Now I'm on the phone to Davidd and our conversation is the most entertaining thing EVER!

Sweet dreams, readers!

Engaged!

So as Davidd says I write every blue moon and the blue moon appears to have fallen on tonight and there is one big piece of news that I have to tell you...

I AM ENGAGED!!

I know some people are going to be like, omg you're too young to be getting engaged but get over it! It's going to be a long engagement and everything.

That's a photo Helen got of us so that we could show of my ring :D

It's amazing, isn't it?

Sooo Lower class

This is what is expected of me, soo ....

According to David Cross, helen is lower class, just because helen isnt going away with elizabeth next year. Dad has just bought a new ice-cream van, so she can't afford it. So, i dont know who David thinks he is but God man get a hair cut, before calling her lower class.

I'm not just sticking up for her as she's my sister, but you two don't have the right to say she is lower class, when you both are soo far up her arse, you don't even know where each one of yous start or finish.

Elizabeth, You say Cassy bums Helen, have you seen your self with helen, i dont think so.. as you are worser than they are. By the way your talking you make it sound like your jealous of them two.

David Cross, i dont even know why you are getting involved, its got nothing to do with you ! Its something to do with the group and you wasnt really in the group. All you did was flirt with each one of them, as you think your beaut enough that they will all fall for you, sorry love but no.

BTW, im getting involved because you are calling helen lower class, so you are kinda calling the rest of the family it, and it so has something to do with me, not you david.

Now, ive said it all, you can get david Cross to come and bitch on my blog.

Questionnaire thing...

what’s your name spelt backwards?
nerual

What did you do last night?
Bonfire night, Keepmoat.

The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?sims

Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
No.

Last time you swam in a pool?
.agers ago, Hate swimming.

What are you wearing?
Trackies, school top. (been at the gym)

How many cars have you owned?
None. I haven’t passed my test yet. Not even old enough!

Type of music you dislike most?
Emo. Punk. David’s CD collection (kidding)

Are you registered to vote?
No. Underage

Do you have cable?No

What kind of computer do you use?
This flatscreen one that we’ve had for a couple of years.. um… ask Helen

Ever made a prank phone call?
Yeah, loads!

You like anyone right now?
Yeah, maybe my boyfriend?!

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Nope.

Furthest place you ever travelled?
Spain.

What's your favourite comic strip?
don’t read them

Do you know all the words to the national anthem?
Nope

Shower, morning or night?
Baths (broken shower) at night

Best movie you've seen in the past month?
High School Musical Three. Cuddled up with Helen and Cassy being covered by Cassy’s Lapland blanket

Favourite pizza toppings?
Mushroom

Chips or popcorn?
Chips, mate! (mcdonalds?)

What cell phone provider do you have?
Orange and Vodafone

Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
No… Can you actually do that?

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Nah. My dream though…

Orange Juice or apple?
apple

Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?
Tony, Sarah, Libby and Barry John. Talked about Libby’s party!

favourite chocolate bar?
Yorkie. It is for girls!

Who is your longest friend and how long?
Aint got one (if anyone, it would have to be Helen. Sixteen years is a long time)

Last time you ate a home-grown tomato?
Never

Have you ever won a trophy?
Yeah. Loads. Footballer here :D

Favourite arcade game?
Does a dance mat count?!

Sprite or 7-UP?
Sprite

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?
Oh we do. L

Ever thrown up in public?
No… Maybe… Yes… Can’t remember

Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
Millionaire! Do I look stupid?!

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Uh, no!

SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?
Spongebob, mate

Did you have long hair as a young kid?
Depends when talking about. Really young, Helen butchered my hair so I had a short bob. Then growing up had really long hair that reached my bottom :D

What message is on your voicemail machine?
Not got one

Where would you like to go right now?
Benidorm. Love it there!

What’s the name of your pet?
Chocolate and Freckles What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?A large black and white checked bag

What do you think about most?
I don’t know. What does a person think about?

Aint wrote for a while.

So i aint wrote in a while, because i hate doing these things. But here we go...

So, I woke up early this morning to watch hollyoaks, which was sad. Tina dead in dom's arms. I watched it on my own and which everyone knows im a sucker watching people die and that.
Davidd came to get me straight after, and we went for a walk up near the boat in. That is where we tell each other everything. We are so much closer now than we were at the beginning of the weekend. We told each other what means the most and what upsets us.
We came home, did nothing cos we are mint ;) in our own little way.
My dad is giving me £100 for my birthday which was like a month ago, but im kinda glad he's giving me it now cos high school musical is out soon. I can go watch that with everyone :D
Now im waiting till davidd and helen to come back from drama because im going to be on my own t
So, I woke up early this morning to watch hollyoaks, which was sad. Tina dead in dom's arms. I watched it on my own and which everyone knows im a sucker watching people die and that.
Davidd came to get me straight after, and we went for a walk up near the boat in. That is where we tell each other everything. We are so much closer now than we were at the beginning of the weekend. We told each other what means the most and what upsets us.
We came home, did nothing cos we are mint ;) in our own little way.
My dad is giving me £100 for my birthday which was like a month ago, but im kinda glad he's giving me it now cos high school musical is out soon. I can go watch that with everyone :D
Now im waiting till davidd and helen to come back from drama because im going to be on my own till 8 30 :(
Well. Im gunaa go find something to do.

Innocent Ramblings

I’m going to kill Mark. For those who don’t know, Mark is my football coach. And he’s an arse. Literally, he doesn’t care about anything but himself! Seriously today’s game made me really really want to leave but my mum won’t let me because it’s my final year and I don’t want to go either really. Dick’s lovely and would probably get upset at the idea of me wanting to leave now when we’re so close to the end. Today I had support though in the form of Helen and Daviid. They’re a pain in the arse when they’re together and Daviid succeeded in pissing Helen off, again but we won’t go down that lane. It’s nice to know I finally have people watching me. I’ve always longed to know that someone stood on the sidelines silently screaming my name (Helen won’t scream out loud because she thinks it damages the players, some mumbo crap she believes) and knowing that they’re cheering me on to win. I’ve got used to the idea that mum and dad saw Barry as the more potential idea and that’s fair off, I mean, he’s an amazing football player. His team have gone undefeated this season and it’s all because of his brilliant goalie skills. We just don’t tell him that often how amazing he is because it would feed his ego. Again I went to Grannie’s house and decorated cakes. It’s brilliant being there. I’m still afraid to stay near Grannie because I don’t want to think about losing her, it would hurt too much but yet just to be there with her and Grandad makes me so happy. I hate not being able to have it both ways. We always have amazing fun at grannies and forget to act like the adults society expects us to be. We can run around the front garden in our socks with a football, blasting out loud music that everyone else probably hates but we never care because we’re locked in the safe world of our Grannies house. It’s so amazing. Learning about Daviid tonight has upset me to know that he’s got to go that far to feel some sort of release. It just makes me wonder. What’s wrong with the world? He always seems so happy and upbeat. This world really is a funny place.

It's been a while...

okay. so helens friend is a complete bitch. i mean who does she think she is really ? so daviid offered her a ride in his car. that does not mean he is going to drive her into the woods and have his wicked way with her. god. she doesnt half think shes it. i trust daviid. even if he did run off and leave me it would be for someone who wasnt closely connected to me. id kill him. helen would kill him. cassy would kill him. barry would kill him. a lot of people would be after his guts. worse than that helen would probably go mad at georgina for being a stirring bitch ! seriously helen would ditch anyone who upset me. its how she works ! the thing that got me the most is daviid appeared to want to keep it a secret. i had to mention it and even then he went really quiet. does this mean he thinks that i dont trust him ? its really wound me up now. admittedly i did have a good laugh about it with helen in the doctors clinic but that doesn't mean it doesnt have me wondering ! helen tells me not to get wound up because georgina is just being hormonal due to the fact shes just got out a relationship with her boyfriend. helen says she cant stand someone else being happy. which me and daviid are. this is so confusing !

Cinema and Cusworth .

OMG! Love Guru is sooo amazing . Its well Gurd . Helen and Davidd didnt like it as they are OAP's . =] Best bit is when they sing . well Amazing lol .
You can't take them anywhere , davidd put his milkshake all over the table and helen just messin around ... like per usual .
Then went for a little drive which ended up , at cussy . Walked alround the house , just for a mirror. [[ which was for Davidd ]] . Then we sat in a tunnel , [[ Mine , all mine , never Davidds ]] . We just messed around there for about an hour and half . Me and Davidd started play fightin , with helen tekin pictures . We had about 7 rounds and i won most . =] . I let Davidd win a couple as im nice.
That's it . We planning to do something on monday. which we all looking forward too .

Scotland

Summer holidays ??
Not when your with uncle jim . went to scotland for a week and had to be in bed for 10 O'clock .
Had to tell him . where we were goin and when we were bad . just coz we had his little girl with us .
You go on holiday to have takeaways some nights, aunt mary made us currys and all sorts of stuff .
Uncle jim and aunt mary was kinda fallin out coz of jessica nd she loved it .
jessica got reli mardy comin towards the end of the week . well i did abit coz it was reli borin and uncle jim started to do my head in .
OMG wen we went the Edinburgh , we neva got to speak to jessica. she was soo far up uncle jims arse it was unbelievable .
Best bit was we had to beaut lads next to us . one had bright blue eyes . omg i mean how Gawgus . lol .

Hate Being youngest

I hate being a younger sibling.

I made a friend from morocco, he added me on msn . Then my older sister got hold of his address. Now, when he is on, he expects me to look after her. When she is the oldest, she look after me.

Me and Helen, fell out with one of our mates ages ago, i started talkin to them again. Now they are more bovvered in her. They ask me to pass on messages to her. It does my head in.

Just because im younger doesn't mean, im not good enough to talk to . Just because helen has things better to talk about, does not mean, i have to be kept out of everything .

The Beginning

Hello! My name is Lauren and I am fifteen years old, nearly sixteen though :)

I've started a blog as my I've decided I need to start recording my feelings as keeping them bottled up never makes you feel good :(

I'm newly single because my ex is an absolute arse who decided he likes his ex more than me...

I play football and do GCSE PE so basically I'm sporty.

When I grow up I want to be a mechanic because I <3 the uniform!!

Haha, how cool is that?!